I’m very pleased to see that Candice Swanepoel’s various swimsuits all seem to fit her very nicely, they’re all the right size and colors and they make that ass look even more spectacular. I know, who the hell cares about the bathing suits? Look at this woman, she’s spectacular. I want to dip her in gold and place her next to my jacuzzi. Wait no, I want to make a mold of her amazing body, then make a gold statue of her and she can join me in the jacuzzi. Awesome!