How did we miss this gem from 2007? We've totally had a crush on Stacey Dash since she was in "Clueless" (yes, both the movie and TV series), and this is making us think about writing a "Clueless" porn parody.

That would totally work, right? The whole movie is about losing virginity, relationships, and being super 90s. Maybe we can get Dash to make a cameo/participate in the film. How hot would it be if she were paired up with Sean Michaels? It would be like "Clueless" plus twenty years or so.